Sowerbutt's Dance

Coach blurted out: “We’ve started ballet lessons, Jimmy.”

Seeing his old friend’s mouth drop, Coach quickly added: “It’s improved the boys’ balance in the ring and their reflexes out of sight, Jimmy and we’ve only been going a week or two.”
Shaking his well-cut long hair, Sowerbutt said: “I just cannot see you in a pink tutu, my  friend.”
Coach, thickset and bald, smiled: “Don’t you worry, Jimmy. When I heard you were back from the wilds of Wales, I put you down for this week’s session. Don’t be late, Madame Dragon-fire will have your hide.”
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